It is the sad duty of LA Scotch Club to report the passing of eight more scotch distilleries. Please join us in a “celebration of life”, with a tasting of distilleries that have now passed on to the big warehouse in the sky. Many expressions are off the market entirely and some are rarities that are skyrocking in value and nearly impossible to find.
At the Sherman Oaks Funeral Home for Scotch Whisky we will eulogize each whisky with its history and cause of death. Please wear dark colors to solemnize the occasion. A typical funeral reception buffet will be available with sandwiches and appetizers. Kleenex and Glencairns will be provided.
The Deceased
Glen Flagler 100% Pot Still
Imperial 1989 Signatory 15yr
Caperdonich 1992 The First Edition 20yr
Littlemill 12yr
Inverleven 1991 Gordon & Macphail 18yr
Glenugie 1977 Signatory Cask Strength 31yr
Port Dundas 12yr
Convalmore 1975 Old Malt Cask 32yr
Darkness falls upon the land
One by one the stills go dead
Each murdered by a corporate hand
So vodka could be poured instead
They slew the ancient and the young
And let their corpses rot in mud
Yet now you wait with thirsty tongue
To taste their final golden blood
You start to feel a numbing chill
The thrill of what you shall consume
The spawn of but eight hallowed stills
Await within eight glassy tombs
Yet as the spirit meets its end
Your Glencairn starts to quiver
For few mere mortals dare to send
The Undead to their liver
